Automated Horoscopes

Using sophisticated software designed by our crack team of astrologers, running on our distributed supercomputer network and interfacing directly to our worldwide micro-observatory infrastructre, Mentis is proud to present the most accurate computerized horoscope forecasting system ever devised, updated every day for all your fate-avoidance needs. Employing the latest techniques in fractal statistics, we are able to guarantee that each horoscope to be 100% accurate! Don't settle for poor substitutes; return to this page daily for the definitive word on your future.

Forecasts for tomorrow (2014:81)

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)

Various unpredictable things will happen, and you will not be able to make sense of them.

Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20)

Various unpredictable things will happen, and you will not be able to make sense of them.

Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19)

Various unpredictable things will happen, and you will not be able to make sense of them.

Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)

Various unpredictable things will happen, and you will not be able to make sense of them.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

Various unpredictable things will happen, and you will not be able to make sense of them.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

Various unpredictable things will happen, and you will not be able to make sense of them.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22)

Various unpredictable things will happen, and you will not be able to make sense of them.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22)

Various unpredictable things will happen, and you will not be able to make sense of them.

Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 23)

Various unpredictable things will happen, and you will not be able to make sense of them.

Scorpio (Oct 24 - Nov 21)

Various unpredictable things will happen, and you will not be able to make sense of them.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

Various unpredictable things will happen, and you will not be able to make sense of them.

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

Various unpredictable things will happen, and you will not be able to make sense of them.